Peace?

On the first day without kids her kids, I heard the mommy say, "No poopie pants."

On the second day without her kids, I heard the mommy say, "No hunting for a lost sippy cup."

On the third day without her kids, I heard the mommy say, "I'm all alone!"

On the fourth day without her kids, I heard the mommy say, "Wow! Combing my hair really helps!"

On the fifth day without her kids, I heard the mommy say, "Well, I do love 'em, so I better go get them!"